Thanks Sexy Mommas!
IF you are here for the freebie, its here. I promise! Keep reading!
I was so busy this morning I thought about skipping Senior Lunch, but I just couldn’t I love those folks so much I couldn’t bail out because I had pies to bake and Ambrosia Salad to make. So I went.
Well guess what?? They were just loading food into my car. I mean, Pumpkin Mousse Pie with caramel sauce and chocolate shavings, Black Walnut Cheesecake with drizzles of something like dark cherry sauce, and Pudding Cake. Oh! My! Simple name but absolutely the most delicious stuff you are every going to taste. Layers of yellow cake, cherry pie filling and more cake, then vanilla pudding, more cake finally topped with whipped cream. Sweet Heaven! Its SO good!
So I have all the desserts for Thanksgiving, made with love by my favorite Granny Squad! Thanks Sexy Mommas!
Wait! There’s more…
Its my first sale at DSO, cool right! WHOO HOO! All my stuff is 30% off along with everyone else’s!! Yippeee!
STOREWIDE 30% off
One Day Only
THANKSGIVING DAY!
Every Designer- Every Store – Commercial Use Items too!
Some Designers offering even bigger sales!
Check out Digi Scrap Obsession!
http://www.digiscrapobsession.com/shop/
Excludes items under a dollar, Grab Bags and Services
Here’s what is on sale at my store…
Whoo HOO! get them all while they are super discounted!
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BIG BLACK FRIDAY!
Okay, now if you are going to be hitting all the local sales Friday, stop reading now! If you LOVE Black Friday and all its madness, read Tuesday’s entry. Its nicer.
Yes, I once went to a black friday sale…by accident! LOL! I forgot all about it and went to Walmart early to grab some Mayonnaise, I mean the after Thanksgiving sandwiches wouldn’t be sandwiches without Mayo, right? Well the parking lot was full of cars all badly parked and it seems like everyone had a van, truck or yes…trailer hitched up.
I was beginning to think …uh-oh. When I saw them. Teams! Teams of shoppers, with lists, game plans even, all in comfortable shoes. Mothers and Daughters. Sisters. Even husband and wife teams. Jack and I would absolutely KILL each other if we EVER had to shop frantic together. It would be a contest who could throw the other one under the shopping cart the fastest. We just do not shop alike, I like slow methodical and he would buy everything as fast as possible. I would have to take him out. Happily he won’t go unless I go and Jack would have to drag me kicking and screaming to make that happen…
Yet, there I was, the knowledge that the elusive Mayonnaise was in that building and I could not go home without it, and the dawning awareness of what I has stumbled into was causing a drumming in my ears. I had to go in. The other grocery stores were closed today.
It never occurred to me to go home and make my own. I have since learned its quite easy.
I thought about waiting a few hours, but I got a hold of myself and stood in line. The store was not open yet ( Walmart is 24 hours but not on Black Friday! They must hold back the mob somehow, I guess)
People asked me what I was “getting”. They all had electronics on their minds. Cameras, Ipods, Computers. I said Mayonnaise. Everyone stepped back a bit to give me room. I was clearly a nutcase or I had a divine strategy that made them suspicious. The doors flew open and I jogged in with the crowd. It was either that or be trampled to death. I chose to live.
Baskets were lined up for people to grab, there was a guy with a bullhorn shouting instructions. When I refused a cart one was thrust at me…”All shoppers must have carts”, I was told.
Crap. Crowds AND Rules… both my Nerd and Hippy senses began to tingle.
Like a horse race those behind carts were waved off the starting line and I think I was bashed from 3 different directions simultaneously. I was able to dodge into the groceries just as the hord turned left into General Merchandise. Phew! No one power shops grocery. It was absolutely still, not anyone in the isles except for a stock boy or two. AHHH! I settled into a mosey. I got my mayo, checked over the Newman Dressings for something new. I wandered into the meat dept. and found 3 defrosted 20 lb. turkeys for 1/3 the price of yesterday. I got all three.
Glad to have the cart now, I was.
4 packages of fresh Shiskababs, and 6 fresh Cornish Hens followed the turkey sisters into my buggy, All half price. All would find homes in my freezer. I even found a 2 lb package of sliced Baby Swiss Cheese that someone had the deli counter cut for them and then left it. The meat man found it and marked it down to $1.50 a lb. That was just as good as free! I took a turn in fresh veggies and found more bargains. Sweet Potatoes, Squash, Corn in the cob? Yep. That was weird, but at 10c and ear I didn’t hesitate.
I was cleaning up! Imagine that!! LOL!
I did have to fight my way back through the crowd to check out, but those rule makers had folks standing by with scanners to ring up the stuff while we were in line, so all we had to do was pay when it was our turn. The credit card machines are always slow on Black Friday so the seasoned shoppers all brought cash. I saw this and fished out a my last $20 bill and got change back. WOW! what a bargain! I thought for sure I had misjudged Black Friday!
Then the fight broke out.
A little blue haired old lady reached into another little old lady’s basket and snatched a talking Santa doll and plopped it into her cart and made a break for it. Now Little Old Lady #1 didn’t notice, but someone else did and she made a scream like invasion of the body snatchers while she pointed her finger at little old lady #2 trying to make her getaway. Well the fur was a’flying! There was hair pulling, scratching, and plenty of tears. The Santa got the worst of it and two security guards, most of the scratches, as they tried to level these two wildcats apart. Soon the grannies calmed down enough to just smolder looks at each other. It was my turn to pay so I didn’t get to see what else.
The parking lot was a whole new nightmare as crazed shoppers now with loot…throw caution to the wind and sprint for their cars. I sat in my car a while waiting for a jack-knifed trailer to clear, vowing to always buy extra Mayonnaise and stay home on the day after Thanksgiving for-EVER! LOL!
I have since broken that promise. I will go to the post office and mail packages and cards Black Friday. Its pretty quiet at the PO since all the ladies are at the stores buying what they are going to be shipping. It pays to be slightly ahead of the curve at times.
I will shop online. That’s more my speed and lots of great deals out there too. I go to blackfriday.com to find out what all my favorite stores are offering online. No hassles. WHOO HOO! Jack wants a new ( more powerful) range finder for the golf course. Dillon needs more RAM and I am sure I can find some other goodies.
Kim is having a Black Friday online sale. Shop Friday for the best deal 50% off that day graduating to smaller percentages off as the weekend wears on.
Here is her grab bag deal…
6 FULL products ( a $30 dollar value) $3.50 ONLY for the weekend! Will be twice this price if you wait till Monday, so go shopping!!
Here is that freebie you’ve been looking for…
http://www.4shared.com/file/159505535/2479fbc2/jc-kb-GT_freebie.html
Happy Thanksgiving Americanos!
Edited: November 25th, 2009






























